So today been valentine, I decided to publish a few funny stories for your reading pleasure. Enjoy, and ohh, happy valentine!
KNOW YOUR DRUGS 2
Generic Aceon (perindopril) is used to treat high blood pressure (hypertension) and to prevent heart attack in people with coronary artery disease. Generic Aceon offers highly effective treatment of hypertention, and is one of the top prescribed blood pressure medications by doctors. Generic Aceon is also marketed by the names Coversyl, Perindopril, and Coversum. *Aceon is manufactured by Solvay Pharmaceuticals Inc.
Top 100: Funny Quotes (of All-Time
Yesterday, we did jokes, today I felt we'd do quotes, hope you love them. Enjoy
Perhaps the only type of quote better than a wise quote is a quote that,
while conveying some universal truth, is also witty. If you’re in need of a
good laugh — and really, who isn't? — then check out our list of the top 100
funny quotes of all-time. Funny quotes are also good for making other people
laugh; posting one of these quotes on Facebook or Twitter is sure to elicit
many chuckles from your friends and followers. There’s a funny quote here for
everybody: this list has everything from ironic statements and macabre jokes to
bathroom humor. Also included are interpretations, which attempt to explain
just what makes each quote so darn funny– the interpretations also come in
handy for that one clueless person who always says, “I don’t get it” in
response to your hilarious joke. (Don’t worry, this list has funny quotes about
those types of people as well.)
The Big Bang. The Creation of Light
Science tells us humans and other beings on earth are the
only known form of life in the entire universe. Religion tells us of other
beings like angels, demons and the supreme; God Himself. Today, it seems
science and religion is at constant battle of some kind of supremacy about who’s
right and who’s wrong. I think this shouldn't be. It might seem at first glance
that both operate on parallel paths, but believe me, a closer look suggests
otherwise.
KNOW YOUR DRUGS 1
You know those times when someone in the house is suddenly a 'doctor' or a 'pharmacist'. Tired of those? Knowledge is power! Enjoy :)!!
Most Hilarious Jokes Ever!
CONSPIRACY THEORY: AIDS Is Man Made. True or False?
Agatha Christie once
famously said, "The simplest explanation is always the most likely."
However, when something shocking or catastrophic happens in our lives, simple
explanations just aren't satisfying. We crave deeper reason and meaning and
when that isn't given to us, sometimes we create our own. This is how
conspiracy theories are often born -- someone doesn't like the official account
of a major event and challenges it with a different version. Conspiracy
theories can attract a wide array of people, from vehement supporters to those
who just like a good story. Whether they're somewhat believable or completely
ridiculous, the most popular conspiracy theories got that way for a reason --
they're just plain fascinating.
In this article, I will be talking about the conspiracy
theory that says Aids is a Man Made disease. Your opinions are most welcome,
feel free to tell me what you think in the comments section.
The Wood-Carver
The King’s annual palace upgrade was drawing closer,
preparations where in top gear. All village artisans loved this period; it was
practically the only time the village benefitted from the kings wealth, he
lavished money on a parties that lasted a whole month, paid extra for new
furniture and art work, gave out gifts, forgave debts and released slaves. All loved
the month of THE PALACE UPGRADE.
INSOMNIA: Cases and Symptoms
Insomnia is a sleep disorder that is characterized by difficulty falling and/or staying asleep. People with insomnia have one or more of the following symptoms:
- Difficulty falling asleep
- Waking up often during the night and having trouble going back to sleep
- Waking up too early in the morning
- Feeling tired upon waking
Book Review. Book: Foreign Gods Inc. Author:Okey Ndibe. Year: 2003
The gods in Okey Ndibe's second novel, Foreign Gods Inc. are playthings for the rich and the famous. They undergo the indignity of being stolen or exiled and then bought and sold like common articles of trade. Even Nietzsche, for whom gods were disposal beings, would have been scandalised by the idea of gods-turned-commodity. He would have felt a bit queasy at the thought of high-end "god shops" in bustling American cities where Hollywood stars and "titans of the corporate world" paid $400,000 for a deity without flinching
Early childhood care and education
Though appreciable progress has been made in early childhood care and education in the past four years due to government policy requiring every public school to have a pre-primary school linkage, the proportion of children enrolled in pre-primary Early Childhood Care Centres still remains low at approximately 2.3 million children. This represents about 21 per cent of the population of children in this age group.
The caregivers of these centres are generally unqualified: about 85 per cent do not possess basic qualifications and more than half have no formal education. Another major issue in Nigeria’s early childhood care and development is the poor state of the infrastructure, equipment, facilities and learning resources.
Essential learning resources are lacking in most facilities while the national curriculum is not yet widely operational. Mainstreaming of the early childhood education course into pre-service teacher training from the 2008/2009 session is expected to provide strategic solutions to some of the itemised problems.
adapted from Unicef
How To Write A Good Novel
HELLO MATES, I know a lot of you out there who love writing, but due to some unseen 'forces' haven't been able to live out there dreams, hey guess what, I have been searching around and have finally come up with a sure list of how to go about it. I know exactly how frustrating writing can be, I've gone through even worse. so trust me this article will surely help you out. Enjoy!
1. Go beyond the five senses.
Most writers know enough to put in sensations beyond sight and sound. It’s always great to read about a character who takes note of the hot metal-and-oil aroma that lingers over the rails after a fast train has passed, or the weight of a new tweed coat on his shoulders.Agents and editors love the five senses, but they want and expect more. They want physical business that deepens not just your setting, but your characterisations.
Here’s the key: The best authors use body language in their narratives. Odd thing is, I have never once heard an agent or editor comment on my (or any author’s) use of body language, and I think that’s because it goes by so smoothly it’s almost unnoticed. Yet it absolutely gives texture and depth to your work. When it’s missing, fiction feels flat.
